FUNNY SAYINGS

Here are some funny sayings.


AGOOD MAN IS LIKE SOCKS....
VERY HARD TO FIND.


SUNNY DAYS USED TO GET KIDS OUT DOORS, BUT
THAT WAS BEFORE HIGH TECH TOYS.


WHAT MAKES WINTER UNLIKEABLE IS THE CHILL IN THE AIR
AND THE BILLS OF AUTUMN IN THE MAILBOX.


FIRST WOMAN:
"So you're a frequent user of sunny days...
are you a GOLFER?"
SECOND WOMAN:
" No, I"m housewife...
I hang out CLOTHES TO DRY!"

I hope these make you smile! Have a happy day!!!!!!  Until next time.