FUNNY SAYINGS

Here are some funny sayings.


AGOOD MAN IS LIKE SOCKS....
VERY HARD TO FIND.


SUNNY DAYS USED TO GET KIDS OUT DOORS, BUT
THAT WAS BEFORE HIGH TECH TOYS.


WHAT MAKES WINTER UNLIKEABLE IS THE CHILL IN THE AIR
AND THE BILLS OF AUTUMN IN THE MAILBOX.


FIRST WOMAN:
"So you're a frequent user of sunny days...
are you a GOLFER?"
SECOND WOMAN:
" No, I"m housewife...
I hang out CLOTHES TO DRY!"

I hope these make you smile! Have a happy day!!!!!!  Until next time.

gags

Some gags to make you laugh. There's nothing like a laugh!!!! Start Laughing !!!

Turtle at computer to rabbit:
Yes, the computer is slow, but that's good...
because I'm slow too!"

Kid showing report card to kid:
Yes, it's a good report card because I go to a school full of enthusiastic teachers!"

Sign on door reads: " Retired Worker's Club".
Sign hanging from doorknob reads: " Please, No Job Offers ".

Well, that's it for today.
Thanks for visiting!!!

cartoons

I"d like to be a member of that club !"

Posting more cartoons.

I write gags for Bob Vojtko and Paul Kales and also for my cartoons. Here's more samples.

here's a few more things I'm putting on my blog today.

Here's a gag.

Fly says to another:
" Beware! To some people the only good fly is a swatted one !"

Here's a poem I wrote called: " Summer Gone".

Trees are bare,
No leaves there,
Winter snow is on the way,
How I yearn for a SUMMER DAY !

Another gag.

Man to man exercising:
" I'm a couch potato ...
a vigorous form of exercise scares the hell out of me!"

Until the next time take care!

on Nov. 3-12 I celebrated my 80 birthday  and I'm still writing gags and drawing cartoons. Here are some more cartoons. Enjoy them!

cartoons

Here's more cartoons from Douglas a Bennett Cartoonist and gagwriter.

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Haven't posted anything on my blog lately, but today I have a funny poem I'm going post called: WORKING.
Here it is:
WORK
Off to work I go,
not too fast or too slow,
To work today.
To get a pay.
Where RETIREMENT ?
For I'm just about all SPENT !

Hope you like it!