LAUGHS

Here are some gags just for a laugh!


Snowman says to dog:
" I find braving the bitter cold a piece of Cake!"


News Flash:
Today a delivery van was struck by a truck and sent a chair
to the repair shop with a broken leg.


Woman to clerk at Lost and Found counter:
" I want to report lost mittens at the Child Care Center!"


Angel to another:
" I'm here because I avoided uncomfortable situations such as going to the doctor !"

Kid turtle to mom turtle:
"When do I start Having a fast paced lifestyle?"

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I bet the parrot would send some great text messages if he had thumbs.




I hope that only happens in a cartoon.

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More UCS cartoons.

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Hi everybody...

Here's more cartoons that have been published in UCS Graphic Packet.

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Here's two more cartoons that were published in Woman's World a weekly publication from the USA.

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Here's a cartoon that was publishes in the Farm Focus a N.S. farm magazine.

I have cartoons published in
 the USA and Canada .
I will post some in the coming days

I hope you enjoy them!!!!

Bye for now.

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Another day another cartoon.

This one is about a very happy cat.

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Here's another cartoon for today.... Hope you like it!

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Sold this cartoon to UCS " Union Communications Services. A UNION  PUB

And here's another one..

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LAUGH AT CARTOONS

HOPE YOU LIKE THEM

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Here's another cartoon. Hope you like it.


FUNNY SAYINGS

Taking time to do nothing...I'm so busy I'd have to steal it.


Parents provide teachers with students.
Now take the old woman in the shoe she's really a provider.

Book store worker to boss:
I'm late for work because I was as busy as a best seller in a book store.

FUNNY SAYINGS

Here are some funny sayings.


AGOOD MAN IS LIKE SOCKS....
VERY HARD TO FIND.


SUNNY DAYS USED TO GET KIDS OUT DOORS, BUT
THAT WAS BEFORE HIGH TECH TOYS.


WHAT MAKES WINTER UNLIKEABLE IS THE CHILL IN THE AIR
AND THE BILLS OF AUTUMN IN THE MAILBOX.


FIRST WOMAN:
"So you're a frequent user of sunny days...
are you a GOLFER?"
SECOND WOMAN:
" No, I"m housewife...
I hang out CLOTHES TO DRY!"

I hope these make you smile! Have a happy day!!!!!!  Until next time.

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Some gags to make you laugh. There's nothing like a laugh!!!! Start Laughing !!!

Turtle at computer to rabbit:
Yes, the computer is slow, but that's good...
because I'm slow too!"

Kid showing report card to kid:
Yes, it's a good report card because I go to a school full of enthusiastic teachers!"

Sign on door reads: " Retired Worker's Club".
Sign hanging from doorknob reads: " Please, No Job Offers ".

Well, that's it for today.
Thanks for visiting!!!

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I"d like to be a member of that club !"

Posting more cartoons.

I write gags for Bob Vojtko and Paul Kales and also for my cartoons. Here's more samples.

here's a few more things I'm putting on my blog today.

Here's a gag.

Fly says to another:
" Beware! To some people the only good fly is a swatted one !"

Here's a poem I wrote called: " Summer Gone".

Trees are bare,
No leaves there,
Winter snow is on the way,
How I yearn for a SUMMER DAY !

Another gag.

Man to man exercising:
" I'm a couch potato ...
a vigorous form of exercise scares the hell out of me!"

Until the next time take care!

on Nov. 3-12 I celebrated my 80 birthday  and I'm still writing gags and drawing cartoons. Here are some more cartoons. Enjoy them!

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Here's more cartoons from Douglas a Bennett Cartoonist and gagwriter.

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Haven't posted anything on my blog lately, but today I have a funny poem I'm going post called: WORKING.
Here it is:
WORK
Off to work I go,
not too fast or too slow,
To work today.
To get a pay.
Where RETIREMENT ?
For I'm just about all SPENT !

Hope you like it!

Hey here is a new toon by Delgado gag done by Doug Bennett